Thank you for your interest and support of The Molotov Cocktail Hour and all the services Cyrano and Señor Amor offer. From their weekly forays into radio broadcasting to their public and private DJing endeavors, they’re comin’ atcha with both barrels loaded. With a super-weapon sized music library, Señor Amor and Cyrano have garnered praise and damnation from the LA Times, The New York Times, The LA Weekly, Vanity Fair, Los Angeles Magazine, Cat Fancy and Gym Teacher Monthly just to name a few.

Please contact them with your inquiries about the radio show and enlisting their private DJ services. With over 20 years of experience they have satisfied a wide swath of clients and cases. Retain their services today for your wedding, grand opening, divorce party, dive bar, biker rumble, Irish wake, floating crap game, second wedding, book signing, bake sale, peasant uprising, going-out-of-business-sale, fish fry, art opening, civil ceremony(in applicable states), house party, Buddhist car wash or zeppelin christening. You want an event that will be truly memorable and unique? Their music will put a shuffle in your shoes, and an end to your blues, a bounce in your blouse and a party in your house.

These guns for hire are equally qualified to satisfy the dance-floor hunger of a living room as they are a rented VA Hall or even the sacrificial chamber of a modern-day Aztec cult. Their word is their bond and as licensed DJs, they are also capable of solving:

• Restaurant letter-grade fraud
• Mysterious deaths of rich relatives
• Infidelity stakeouts
• Dognappings of all sizes and pedigrees
• Money laundering
• Hand-washable laundering
• and foiling plots that have confounded Scotland Yard.

Disguises are employed at their discretion and insistence.
Email them today for some chit-chat and a sit-down when you’re serious.
The mildly confused may also apply.